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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Some pirates find two bodies on the beach, one of which had a beard… made of gold?

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Dutch merchant responds to everything with shooting.

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English gentleman in Africa gets in trouble for defending his men without a license.

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Eleanor of Aquitaine was very, very difficult to capture!

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Plato believed that animals could be prosecuted for murder!

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That awkward moment when you’re trash talking the Governor of your state and his wife is sitting right in front of you.

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The men of Easy company go on their first leave back to England, proceed to party London into the ground.

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I would like to officially announce that I am writing a book that builds on my work here. I plan to combine the themes of both /s/HistoryAnecdotes and /s/TheGrittyPast. Ask me anything about it!

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English authorities crack down on indecent behavior after an earthquake in the late 17th century, so that God won’t make another one.

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Probably not quite the exile the Roman publicani had in mind…

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Smell-O-Vision’s big debut is ruined by the common cold!

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Ferdinand II undertakes a joint operation with English forces, takes the opportunity to make fun of his ally’s army.

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Henry St. John and his 18th century sexy adventures.

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Rome is saved by an accidental moment of extreme convenience!

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Catholics are freshly persecuted, in a roundabout way, because the Queen’s finger got too fat.

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A plot twist in the story of penicillin.

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Congressman visits the trenches in World War I, quickly attracts German gunfire for fun and pisses off a sergeant.

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Queen Elizabeth’s (gross) posthumous master plan, and how it backfired horribly!

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Dolley Madison had a neat trick to get people to stop asking her about her age.

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Someone is a bad influence, though I’m not quite certain who!

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The Ancient Greeks often put inanimate objects on trial for ‘murdering’ people!

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SHOTS FIRED.

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Nice save!

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The 506th was too fit for training!

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The coronation of the young Dom Pedro II made for some… interesting reactions from the Brazilian song-writing community.

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