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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Roman plebs get fed up with their treatment at the hands of the wealthy, stage a mass walkout!

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U.S. Navy, what the hell?

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Dwight Eisenhower’s wife, Mamie, is so bad at hiding and using a pistol that her husband is forced to, well… do his job.

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One of Lord Soma's samurai shows some serious dedication to the protection of his master's papers

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Passive-Aggressive Pentagon.

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Singing Naked in the Marketplace Was the SpartansOnly.Com of Its Time

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Will the real John Wilkes Booth please stand up?

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Beethoven, his greatestest fangrrrl evar - and the goat (maaaah!)

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President Eisenhower’s funny story about a cross-eyed judge.

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Christopher Lee's RAF detachment and an American road-block crew mistake each other for particularly sneaky Krauts. Hilarity ensues.

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See this one EASY trick Napoleon used to prevent his men from running in battle! Enemy commanders HATE this!

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Alexander Stephens gives a speech so wonderful that it loses a man ten dollars.

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Coriolanus was a mamma’s boy!

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The first naval battle between Ironclads began with a one-liner worthy of a cheesy Hollywood film!

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Senator Theodore Green was addicted to cocktail parties. Seriously, the guy had a problem!

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The "G" in Warren "G" Harding Might as Well Have Stood for "Gangsta"

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you organ pipes from a local church, shoot them at the Spanish!

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Redo. Redo. Redo. Redo. Redo. Ah, there we go. Fair and balanced elections!

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You had to go through a process of extreme vetting before being a wet nurse to Carlos II of Spain!

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Alfred Hitchcock liked to play fast and loose with the censorship rules!

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Teddy Roosevelt isn’t afraid of sharks. Even when he’s in the water and surrounded by sharks he isn’t afraid of sharks. Literally. SHARKS.

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William IX, the earliest known troubadour, was… eccentric.

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The director of All Quiet on the Western Front shows that the producers never actually read the book!

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Don Rickles Would've Been a Great Spartan General

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Henry Clay lectures the Senate about how he’s not going to lecture them.

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