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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Archidamidas Shows Off That Spartan Dry Wit

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Louis VII was SUPER French.

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A staggering performance!

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No! Lenin, no, just… dude, you’re not getting it.

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Blackbeard, what the hell?

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When kings get bored.

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There was one weird loophole in Kublai Khan's tax system

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If Thomas Jefferson is to be believed, flies forced the signing of the Declaration of Independence!

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Napoleon gets outmaneuvered by the Austrians, isn’t too worried about it.

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A sandwich might have changed the world: Gavrilo Princip was eating a sandwich at Schiller’s delicatessen after the archiduke's vehicle changed its route. Then the archiduke vehicle went exactly in front of Schiller's delicatessen and Gavrilo shot him. Th (www.russellphillipsbooks.co.uk)

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Peter Cushing offers unique consolation for Christopher Lee not getting to speak much as Frankenstein's Monster

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A plot twist in the story of penicillin.

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Marcius Coriolanus takes an enemy city by running through the open gates as they let in their routing defenders.

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Nobles who assisted pirates had to face a true humiliation conga

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During the time of King James’ ascension to the throne of England, the small town of Berwick had a church that the locals simply did not trust.

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Astrologers predict that your capital will rebel against you? Just build a new capital next door and force everyone to move there. Problem solved!

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Someone is a bad influence, though I’m not quite certain who!

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Something something a true friend would something something.

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Christopher Lee reveals one simple trick how to distract an outraged murderous baboon horde (Outraged Murderous Baboons HATE this!)

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The former Empress of Russia was shy about using the bathroom.

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Want to become a center of Christian piety, but have no local saint of your own? Here's a simple life hack: Steal the bones of Santa Claus!

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The United States Air Force accidentally nuked a cow (sort of).

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The Russian Grand Duke Michael seriously was just done.

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Captain Morgan thought one of his Spanish prisoners didn’t understand English, so he let him listen to all of his plans. Well, he did understand English, and then he escaped. Oops!

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The Lincolns were cute.

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