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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Wise words from King Paul of Greece.

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Man finds out it’s hilariously easy to steal CIA secrets, sells them to the KGB, turns the top secret CIA-secrets vault into a party mansion, illegally changes the locks on the vault so that his superiors can’t catch him and his friends getting trashed. T

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We’re not going to KILL him. We’re only going to SHOOT him. See? Totally not the same thing.

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In late 16th century England, there existed an actual thief school.

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A Spanish castellan is too sleepy to defend his castle!

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This isn’t what it looks like!

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In 1860, Charleston was outsmarted again by the nonexistent abolitionist terrorists. Curse you!

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The Archpriest Controversy featured a ‘pamphlet war’ that was absolutely hilarious!

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You’ve heard of the filibuster, but have you heard of a little tactic called disappearing entirely and then lying about it?

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chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.

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American solider accuses the First Lady of not being the First Lady.

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King James: 1 – Catholics: 0

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Good Guy Louis VII makes right an expensive wrong!

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U mad, Senator Barkley?

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A man is hunting deer, accidentally makes Spain fabulously wealthy and stimulates the entire European economy. Oops!

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How convenient!

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British soldier in WWI wakes up with a bad case of Rat Face.

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The new king of England is scheduled to enter the city of York, so the town bands together to clean up the city, get rid of the homeless people, and make everything look fabulous.

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Good Guy Marcius Coriolanus turns down massive material gain for his service, only asks that a friend of his among the enemy be spared the humiliation of being sold as a slave.

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King Charles II could take a joke!

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A captured man successfully guilt-trips a bunch of pirates.

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Mrs. Grant’s little joke.

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Ronald Reagan had a great sense of humor when the cameras weren’t rolling!

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In medieval Tibet, preserving virginity until marriage wasn't exactly considered to be a virtue

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Irvin Cobb knows what his priorities are!

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