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cue the smartasses with the pollen allergy.

I mean the outofthewayfoods/serious allergy.

Just interested in seeing if others were as dumb as I was as a teen.

cue the smartasses with the pollen allergy. I mean the outofthewayfoods/serious allergy. Just interested in seeing if others were as dumb as I was as a teen.

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[–] jobes 5 points (+5|-0)

I was isolated from touching cats pretty much my entire life somehow, so I ended up getting a cat. He is a Bengal mutt, very hypoallergenic, no issue. So I had this great idea to foster another cat for a rescue shelter. Keep kitty company while I'm at work, right?

Holy fuckles, I don't know how to explain what it feels like to break out in hives over your entire body. Something about that cat's saliva got on my hands and got over my entire body, penis included, and everywhere had hive breakouts. I thought it was some form of herpes-leprocacy since I just banged a random girl the night before. She was visiting from the Philippines (I have a lot of flip friends) so I told my doctor that I thought I got malaria via sex because I didn't know what else could be so uncomfortable and I was just with an island Asian girl.

Turns out I have a severe allergy to specific cats. I now have two cats that I have no problems with, but most any other cat I touch is hive central

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

This comment was wild from start to finish.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I could have written that differently and not mention cats off the bat. That would have made it a better story probably

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

cat's saliva got on my hands and got over my entire body, penis included

[–] Polsaker 5 points (+5|-0)

cue the smartasses with the pollen allergy.

represent

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

if you ignore your body enough, you too can have no allergies like me. instead you'll just complain all the time about an itchy throat and hives.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

nah man. I couldve died in 2010.

today was just a lack of common sense and complete disregard for my facial appearance.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

When I was real young, my parents say I was pretty much always sick. They tried various things like hay fever and what not but their could never figure out what was wrong. Eventually, the doctor decided to do that test where they poke a bunch of needles in your back to see what I reacted to. It turned up nothing. Zilch. Nada.

As I got older, I stopped being sick all the time. These days I have the immune system of a champion, which is surprising because I'm kind of a drunk. I can honestly say that I have never had an allergic reaction to something.

[–] oddjob 1 points (+1|-0)

That sounds like Munchausen syndrome by proxy.

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

This all happened between the ages of 1 and 4, I don't even remember it. But I highly doubt my near constant bronchitis and cold like symptoms were fake. Plus, neither of my parents are wackadoodles.

[–] oddjob 1 points (+1|-0)

Sometimes with Munchausen syndrome by proxy, the symptoms are induced instead of lied about. But with it being a short(ish) period and not having any other abusive signs from your parents, it probably wasn't MSBP. Glad you got better before you could really remember being miserable.

[–] KillBill 1 points (+1|-0)

Started getting dandruff on my eyebrows and in my ears and it escalated from there. Also it's not really an allergy. https://draxe.com/fructans-fructan-intolerance/

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

i never considered you to be a buzzkill.

[–] KillBill 1 points (+1|-0)

You mean the allergy thing? They made a big deal to tell me its not an allergy but intolerance because there's a big difference apparently. I can still have that stuff but not in big amounts.