Today I installed my first bidet and used it a few times. AMA

It just makes so much sense. I'll never do more than 2 wipes (the amount it takes to get dry, it seems) at home again, no matter how messy and smeary the texture gets. I'm so excited.

Are you implying I have running water to an outside toilet?

It's an attachment to the normal toilet. I posted a link to the device in question in my original post.

Here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/

Nope. You'll want to work the water knob slowly until you have an appropriate amount of pressure, you don't want to start at high pressure. That stream aims right at the hole. Your cheeks catch the spray, everything just kind of drops out courtesy of gravity. You may have to move your butt around a little to make sure you got it all. When you wipe, you're just drying it. I haven't had anything but water on the paper since I figured out how to more efficiently use it.

Also, two other things about this model. The piece that sprays the water is behind a shield. So far, I haven't gotten anything on that shield. The nozzle is spring-loaded and only pops down below that shield when you turn on the water. There's also a knob to turn to clean the nozzle assembly; turn that, then turn on the water and it sprays water over the nozzle.

I just used it for the third time. I shifted to the spot where the water stream aimed right at the center of my balloon knot. I slowly worked it up to full pressure. Not gonna lie, it kind of felt good. If nothing else, I know I'm clean up to about a trimmed fingernail length inside.

To answer the question directly, though, no I did not get an erection.

I haven't officially invited anybody over to use it yet. My wife does NOT share the same enthusiasm, nor has she tried it.

I throw a New Years party every year, so that's coming up on Saturday. We'll see if anyone wants to try it.