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I decided a month or more back that I wanted a bidet. Amazon has them starting around $25 USD. My wife got me a Luxe Bidet Neo 120 for Christmas. I just got it installed today and, as luck would have it, I got to use it 3 times.

I wasn't sure what to expect. It uses cold water and currently our water temperature is under 40F/4C so I was a little worried. Turns out temperature isn't a huge deal. It cleans great, I've just had to dry my crack with some paper and I have the same feeling as I do after a shower. I can't believe this is bigger.

Ask me anything related to my new-found joy.
I decided a month or more back that I wanted a bidet. Amazon has them starting around $25 USD. My wife got me a [Luxe Bidet Neo 120](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482813894&sr=8-1&keywords=luxe%2Bneo%2B120&th=1) for Christmas. I just got it installed today and, as luck would have it, I got to use it 3 times. I wasn't sure what to expect. It uses cold water and currently our water temperature is under 40F/4C so I was a little worried. Turns out temperature isn't a huge deal. It cleans great, I've just had to dry my crack with some paper and I have the same feeling as I do after a shower. I can't believe this is bigger. Ask me anything related to my new-found joy.

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[–] PMYA 1 points (+1|-0)

Did you become fully erect when the water sprayed your anus?
[–] E-werd [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

I just used it for the third time. I shifted to the spot where the water stream aimed right at the center of my balloon knot. I slowly worked it up to full pressure. Not gonna lie, it kind of felt good. If nothing else, I know I'm clean up to about a trimmed fingernail length inside.

To answer the question directly, though, no I did not get an erection.
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