I decided a month or more back that I wanted a bidet. Amazon has them starting around $25 USD. My wife got me a Luxe Bidet Neo 120 for Christmas. I just got it installed today and, as luck would have it, I got to use it 3 times.
I wasn't sure what to expect. It uses cold water and currently our water temperature is under 40F/4C so I was a little worried. Turns out temperature isn't a huge deal. It cleans great, I've just had to dry my crack with some paper and I have the same feeling as I do after a shower. I can't believe this is bigger.
Ask me anything related to my new-found joy.
You should use the bidet while the ball dropping on NYE