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I ate the mole people but @jobes and @Boukert will have to conduct the security questioning (my security clearance is not high enough to interrogate a SDBH founder)

I ate the mole people but @jobes and @Boukert will have to conduct the security questioning (my security clearance is not high enough to interrogate a SDBH founder)

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[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Are you insinuating that I raped a mole woman during the wars (which never happened) and she became pregnant which I thought would be impossible because the doctors said I was 90% sterile and couldn't even impregnate my own wife before she left me and then the mole bitch died during labor and I took the kid because he's all I have left and have been raising him as a human in secrecy ever since because if people found out my actions would have me disgraced politically and the boy will never have a normal life because the world would not accept half-mole half-man offspring?

No, of course not!

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

What you described definetly didn't happen. It requires one correction to become factually correct:

insinuating that I raped a mole woman

Change to:

insinuating that I was raped by a mole woman

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

This sounds pretty incriminating honestly.

And it explains how the underground css was changed as well as the motive.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

the SDBH Underground CSS probably brought back memories of him being raped repeatedly by mole women, which totally explains the sudden change