I ate the mole people but @jobes and @Boukert will have to conduct the security questioning (my security clearance is not high enough to interrogate a SDBH founder)
Are you insinuating that I raped a mole woman during the wars (which never happened) and she became pregnant which I thought would be impossible because the doctors said I was 90% sterile and couldn't even impregnate my own wife before she left me and then the mole bitch died during labor and I took the kid because he's all I have left and have been raising him as a human in secrecy ever since because if people found out my actions would have me disgraced politically and the boy will never have a normal life because the world would not accept half-mole half-man offspring?
No, of course not!
What you described definetly didn't happen. It requires one correction to become factually correct:
insinuating that I raped a mole woman
Change to:
insinuating that I was raped by a mole woman
@Mattvision, is @Shit an actual mole person?