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I ate the mole people but @jobes and @Boukert will have to conduct the security questioning (my security clearance is not high enough to interrogate a SDBH founder)

I ate the mole people but @jobes and @Boukert will have to conduct the security questioning (my security clearance is not high enough to interrogate a SDBH founder)

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[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

This sounds pretty incriminating honestly.

And it explains how the underground css was changed as well as the motive.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

the SDBH Underground CSS probably brought back memories of him being raped repeatedly by mole women, which totally explains the sudden change

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

Can you and @Boukert treat him before he kills himself?

He seems nice but maybe he's the shopkeeper who is quiet then kills everyone in the store for no reason because he snapped...

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Why don't you take him fishing with you in a dark secluded lake and not tell anyone where you're going or who you're going with so he can commune with nature and confide in you?