I'll catch up to that 20k mark someday. I have a lot more shitposting to do
You could start by telling the story of how you got your black eye and broken hand... Godspeed. If imaginary internet points were cents you'd have $100.
It's really a dull story. I woke up at 9:30, got an update on my brother, messaged my managers that I was going to be late since I got home late after visiting him at the hospital, then I got out of bed and next thing I know I regain consciousness at 9pm and have no recollection of anything that happened for 11 hours. I was super confused, went to the ER. They were going to admit me because my blood pressure was crazy low for me. I told them I'd rather go home since I had to feed the cats and whatnot...so they let me go after 10 hours. I did get to re-watch Braveheart on tv there, so that's a plus
Yeah, and then there's @Owlchemy ....