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[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

You could start by telling the story of how you got your black eye and broken hand... Godspeed. If imaginary internet points were cents you'd have $100.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

It's really a dull story. I woke up at 9:30, got an update on my brother, messaged my managers that I was going to be late since I got home late after visiting him at the hospital, then I got out of bed and next thing I know I regain consciousness at 9pm and have no recollection of anything that happened for 11 hours. I was super confused, went to the ER. They were going to admit me because my blood pressure was crazy low for me. I told them I'd rather go home since I had to feed the cats and whatnot...so they let me go after 10 hours. I did get to re-watch Braveheart on tv there, so that's a plus

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

Dull but scary. So you're not alcoholic? I had a workmate once who would tell similar stories that starting with having one beer.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

So you're not alcoholic

Former one. I can't count the number of times I've been asked if it was caused by drinking. Not this time, definitely no.