If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass

[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 9 points (+9|-0)

Are you starting to sweat yet?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Yes. If I evacuate all the moisture from my body, the pods might not dissolve and I can survive it. It's my best shot as of now.

[–] smallpond 3 points (+3|-0)

You might be able to prevent dissolution by giving yourself a lard enema beforehand.

Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0)

Edited

Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

WHITE PRIVELEGE If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass