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Last one only got 26 so I think I'm safe.

Last one only got 26 so I think I'm safe.

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[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 9 points (+9|-0)

Are you starting to sweat yet?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Yes. If I evacuate all the moisture from my body, the pods might not dissolve and I can survive it. It's my best shot as of now.

[–] smallpond 3 points (+3|-0)

You might be able to prevent dissolution by giving yourself a lard enema beforehand.

Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

Shitposting is fun.

I thrive on internet points.

So why the fuck not?

[–] [Deleted] 5 points (+5|-0)

It just occurred to me that everyone is rooting on you basically hurting yourself badly, but I guess that's what you wanted? lol

[–] Boukert LovesCock 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

@polsaker just started up his fascist propaganda apparatus and made you an announcement!

Guessing it's his way of getting rid of insurgents!

[–] Polsaker 2 points (+2|-0)

Hmmm. Suspicious activity here...

checks table

Yup, you're a jew. Off to the soap factory you go

[–] E-werd 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

I expected this post to be from @PMYA to be honest.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Man... theyre gonna dissolve and kill you. I dont wanna support manslaughter...

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Don't worry, I'm actually severely mentally deranged and I want to die. And even if I don't get enough upvotes, I can just go shoot up a movie theatre and then kill myself.

So it all works out!

[–] smallpond -3 points (+1|-4)

Shooting up a movie theatre full of worthless nobodies would be a really boring, insignificant way to go.. I appreciate the haiku, but am unimpressed by your lack of imagination.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Its not a lack of imagination. Its called having a brain and using IT.

You need serious help if youre actually going to go through with this.

I cant stop you, you do you booboo, but im not going to support this.

Seek help. Honestly.

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

I'd downvote you, but I don't think you have the numbers.

[–] smallpond -3 points (+0|-3)

Getting close, have a downvote.

I don't want to live in a world where anyone does what you've suggested.

I know you guys are a little perverted, but do you really want to see video proof of someone inserting 27 water soluble-pods of detergent into their ass? I would pay money not to.

[–] [Deleted] 5 points (+5|-0)

but how else will i find out if op is a fgt??

i'm betting a condom will be used to prevent death but since @mattvision used the pussiest hot sauce in the tiniest bottles last time, maybe it'll just be these.

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

You could offer him butt sex - that would be fairly conclusive evidence. Personally, I'm pretty comfortable not knowing anything about @mattvision 's ass.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Normie REEEEEEE!!! I thoroughly enjoyed watching him struggle to drink 16 hot sauce bottles.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Last one only got 26 so I think I'm safe.

I wasn't here, then.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I hope you get banned if you don't come through. Now im curious if I make a shitload of alts if I can upvote brigade you.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 2 points (+2|-0)

Don't underestimate @mattvision , he is a legend in following trough! https://phuks.co/s/soapdoxbanhammer/6987

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Ill be able to watch that in fpur hours! Cannot wait. Thank you! From the comments it sounds great!