If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass

You might be able to prevent dissolution by giving yourself a lard enema beforehand.

Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0)

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Perhaps you could write us a haiku to express the mental processes that produced this disgusting/desperate cry for attention?

Shitposting is fun.

I thrive on internet points.

So why the fuck not?

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

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Nice. Well, I think I've done my part. Perhaps they can stick that on your gravestone, or facebook wall, or whatever..

WHITE PRIVELEGE If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass