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Insane Clown Posse: Models of Pandemic-Era Leadership (amp.theatlantic.com)

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Two Texas women arrested in an undercover sting after offering beauty and salon services from home (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Florida authorities warn of road rage among mating gators (apnews.com)

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The Kentucky Transportation Cabinet has to pay more than $150,000 in legal fees for a man who won a lawsuit allowing him to put “IM GOD” on his license plate (apnews.com)

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Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada (worldnewsdailyreport.com)

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Thousands of feral camels in Australia to be killed to help global warming (www.mirror.co.uk)

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California public schools can’t suspend students for disobeying teachers, new law says (www.kron4.com)

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A 65-year-old man was arrested Monday after robbing a bank in downtown Colorado Springs, then walking outside, throwing the money into air and yelling Merry Christmas (www.denverpost.com)

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Thousands of pulsating ‘penis-fish’ exposed on California beach after storm washed them ashore (www.thesun.co.uk)

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Man whose farts 'can kill mosquitoes six metres away hired to create new repellent' (www.mirror.co.uk)

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Ben & Jerry’s has been sued by an environmental advocate who said it deceived consumers by touting that the milk and cream it uses to make ice cream came exclusively from “happy cows.” (www.reuters.com)

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Louisiana man caught riding electric shopping cart from bar to bar (apnews.com)

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Acting UAW president says conduct standards are 'priority' for union amid corruption probe (www.detroitnews.com)

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San Diego woman living in van agrees to give up all 300 of her pet rats to the humane society (www.apnews.com)

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California to legalize eating roadkill, will begin issuing salvage permits (www.foxnews.com)

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Vegan Calls Police on Friends Who Fed Her Chicken Nuggets When She Was Drunk (rare.us)

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Portland Bans Urinals From Mens Bathrooms (forliberty.news)

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Man Gets Accused Of Shoplifting — Turns Out The Bulge In His Pants Was Just His Huge Penis (dailycaller.com)

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Truck stop camel prescribed antibiotics after woman bites it (www.apnews.com)

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Woman fighting request to turn in 15-year-old vanity plate "PB4WEGO" (www.apnews.com)

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Kanye West Asks Danny McBride to Play Him in a Biopic (consequenceofsound.net)

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Louisiana woman says meth and cash found hidden inside her vagina is not hers (www.foxnews.com)

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These CBD-infused tampons were inspired by Anne Frank (cbdoildepo.com)

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T-Mobile and Taco Bell together again on Taco Tuesday, with launch of T-MoBell stores (www.geekwire.com)

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FDA warns that ‘Big Penis’ supplement works a little too well (bgr.com)

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