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Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot, leads to arrest (www.fox29.com)

posted by pembo210

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California becomes 1st state to ban hairstyle discrimination (www.apnews.com)

posted by Justintoxicated

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Followup to Alabama man feeding 'attack squirrel' meth: the squirrel's name is Deeznutz "It's unclear whether he has a lawyer. Deeznutz couldn't be tested for meth and has been released." (www.msn.com)

posted by pembo210

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Jersey is being terrorised by 100-strong gangs of feral chickens waking up locals and chasing joggers (inews.co.uk)

posted by pembo210

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Alabama man accused of feeding meth to his ‘attack squirrel’ (wreg.com)

posted by pembo210

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Walmart is now offering to have one of its employees deliver fresh groceries and put them in your refrigerator when you’re not home (apnews.com)

posted by pembo210

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Woman, 21, Busted For McChicken Rage (www.thesmokinggun.com)

posted by jobes

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Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars (www.telegraph.co.uk)

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Trump climate advisor compared 'demonization of carbon dioxide' to Hitler's treatment of Jews (gizmodo.com)

posted by smallpond

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Someone breaks into home, takes nothing, gives it good cleaning (www.apnews.com)

posted by pembo210

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The Onion predicts the future again (633×736) (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by pembo210

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Oxford professor argues invisible aliens are interbreeding with humans (www.oxfordstudent.com)

posted by pembo210

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Police are searching for three people accused of stealing $450,000 in colonscopes from the Lankenau Medical Center in Wynnewood (www.nbcphiladelphia.com)

posted by pembo210

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'Fat Sex Therapist' compares fitness trainers to Nazis, children's dieting to sexual assault (www.campusreform.org)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Human-Pig hybrid created in the lab (news.nationalgeographic.com)

posted by pembo210

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World number one bridge player handed one-year ban for doping (www.bbc.com)

posted by xyzzy

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Honda owners fined by HOA because car left suggestive shape in parking lot after it snowed (driving.ca)

posted by pembo210

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American veterinarians are reporting a rise in pet owners refusing to vaccinate their animals, in the latest turn in the spread of the “anti-vax” movement (www.telegraph.co.uk)

posted by pembo210

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Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of not having to play Batman anymore (news.avclub.com)

posted by Boukert

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South Korean cult leader jailed for raping followers who believed he was God (www.telegraph.co.uk)

posted by PMYA

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Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy

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(Video) - Giant tomato plant overtakes garden (www.kentonline.co.uk)

posted by doggone

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Chinese turn to fortune tellers to divine trade war (www.reuters.com)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Brits start mass brawl on Easyjet plane after woman ‘gets her boobs out and starts giving lads lapdances’ on delayed flight (www.thesun.co.uk)

posted by PhuksMulder

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Hong Kong woman marries stranger after being 'tricked' by work (www.bbc.co.uk)

posted by PMYA

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