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Denmark airs kids cartoon about man with super long penis (nypost.com)

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Maga mob's Capitol invasion makes Trump's assault on democracy literal (www.theguardian.com)

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4 strippers arrested by undercover cops in San Antonio for allegedly showing butt cracks (www.timesunion.com)

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7ft "cultural monument" phallus sculpture disappears from German countryside (www.independent.co.uk)

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Pompeo calls for respecting elections abroad while ignoring Biden victory (www.nbcnews.com)

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Children's books eight times as likely to feature animal main characters than BAME people (www.theguardian.com)

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A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases (www.theverge.com)

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Police chief killed by rooster with a metal blade while breaking up cockfight (nypost.com)

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China insists Genghis Khan exhibit not use words 'Genghis Khan' (www.theguardian.com)

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Fred Perry stops selling polo shirt after it becomes associated with far-right group (news.sky.com)

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Google ‘fixed’ its racist algorithm by removing gorillas from its image-labeling tech (www.theverge.com)

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Man sentenced after loaded gun found in buttocks during strip search (nypost.com)

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Extinction Rebellion 'go floppy' when arrested, complains senior Met officer (www.theguardian.com)

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'I'm Not a Looter': Chicago Man Apologizes for Live Streaming Himself Breaking Into an ATM (www.newsweek.com)

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Search underway after Ontario jail releases inmate by mistake | CTV News (toronto.ctvnews.ca)

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Restaurant apologizes after encouraging customers to weigh themselves (www.upi.com)

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1 Dead in NY Explosion of Guacamole Making Machine (www.nbcnewyork.com)

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Cheeky Corpse: Georgia detectives discover body is sex doll (apnews.com)

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12-year-old boy arrested over racist abuse of Crystal Palace star Wilfried Zaha on social media (www.standard.co.uk)

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Seattle mayor slams protesters for showing no 'regard for' her 'safety' as demonstrators circle her home (www.washingtonexaminer.com)

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'We've bought the wrong satellites': UK tech gamble baffles experts (www.theguardian.com)

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Man shoots himself in the penis while robbing a Chicago hotdog stand (www.telegraphlocal.com)

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Porn star who likes to sell candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom (finance.yahoo.com)

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Two men with machetes hired for client's fantasy of being tied up, break into wrong house (www.bbc.com)

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How to avoid 'news anxiety' (www.bbc.co.uk)

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