A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

[–] Justintoxicated 5 points (+5|-0)

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Soon an analprint will be required as part of two step authentication to sign int your Phuks account, the devs are working on it.

[–] jobes [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

I'll volunteer to be the first to beta test this feature

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

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This is weird.

Park said that due to the fixed camera angles of the GoPro, the smart toilet would film female genitalia in addition to the anal region, which is why the first study included an all-male participant pool.

Are balls not genitalia?

[–] CDanger 3 points (+3|-0)

It's 2020. Men don't have balls.

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Maybe they used eunuchs?

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

As seen in the movies!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

We all have PMYAs data.

[–] jobes [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Forging analprints to mess with smart toilets is not quite the future I expected, but it's the future we deserve

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Hey bb, I'mma gonna take your identity.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

DO NOT STEAL MY ASSHOLE

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[–] angeredwhackjob 0 points (+0|-0)

Ha! Look at my butthole, feds!

[–] jobes [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

ironically they wanted that all along

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

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