Why get married when I can sit alone in the dark and masturbate?
Why get married when I can sit alone in the dark and masturbate?
Brb, going to go into a dark room for 10 minutes
Brb, going to go into a dark room for 10 minutes
I checked with the ball and chain, she says I can't have a dark room for jerking my gherkin.
I checked with the ball and chain, she says I can't have a dark room for jerking my gherkin.
Why have an indoor toilet with complicated plumbing when you could simply poop in a common hole?