I checked with the ball and chain, she says I can't have a dark room for jerking my gherkin.
I checked with the ball and chain, she says I can't have a dark room for jerking my gherkin.
If she won't let you have a dark room, then just blindfold yourself and jerk it in the living room. You'll feel like you're all alone in a dark room then. You might need to wear some earplugs to dampen the screaming though
If she won't let you have a dark room, then just blindfold yourself and jerk it in the living room. You'll feel like you're all alone in a dark room then. You might need to wear some earplugs to dampen the screaming though
I doubt she will start screaming. Most likely she would try sucking it, and interrupt a perfectly good meat beating.
I doubt she will start screaming. Most likely she would try sucking it, and interrupt a perfectly good meat beating.
Brb, going to go into a dark room for 10 minutes