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[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Why get married when I can sit alone in the dark and masturbate?

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Brb, going to go into a dark room for 10 minutes

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I checked with the ball and chain, she says I can't have a dark room for jerking my gherkin.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If she won't let you have a dark room, then just blindfold yourself and jerk it in the living room. You'll feel like you're all alone in a dark room then. You might need to wear some earplugs to dampen the screaming though