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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If she won't let you have a dark room, then just blindfold yourself and jerk it in the living room. You'll feel like you're all alone in a dark room then. You might need to wear some earplugs to dampen the screaming though

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I doubt she will start screaming. Most likely she would try sucking it, and interrupt a perfectly good meat beating.