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[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Wtf would my excuse be for any of my behavior in a spider court be?

Maybe murdering a spider that simply wanted to kiss you.

You do have a point tho. We would have to be judged by another psychopathic species to avoid extinction. Maybe giant squid gods would treat us well.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

@goatsshadow

But on the other hand, maybe that spider was looking for a suitable live host/food source for its eggs...

You might have dodged a really horrible fate.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

But think of all the little friends he could have had scurrying around

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

They're probably still there waiting for you to let down your guard! Better make that DIY flamethrower and deal witht he situation before you become arachnid food!