Wtf would my excuse be for any of my behavior in a spider court be?
Maybe murdering a spider that simply wanted to kiss you.
You do have a point tho. We would have to be judged by another psychopathic species to avoid extinction. Maybe giant squid gods would treat us well.
> Wtf would my excuse be for any of my behavior in a spider court be?
Maybe murdering a spider that simply wanted to kiss you.
You do have a point tho. We would have to be judged by another psychopathic species to avoid extinction. Maybe giant squid gods would treat us well.
But on the other hand, maybe that spider was looking for a suitable live host/food source for its eggs...
You might have dodged a really horrible fate.
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But on the other hand, maybe that spider was looking for a suitable live host/food source for its eggs...
You might have dodged a really horrible fate.
You know, we do define justice as the will of the strongest. And jurisprudence does apply in nature as everything follows a code. Birds don't eat Monarch butterflies because they'd give the bird gnarly poops for a week. The bird is stronger, but a natural law was developed by his kind regarding that event. Wtf would my excuse be for any of my behavior in a spider court be? Compared to your average joe I'm nice to spiders, and even with the most reasonable and lax spider law I'd probably be deemed a psychopathic monster. Forget spider court tho, if every animal gets judged by their ethos at the pearly gates, i'm pretty sure we'd go extinct on this realm. I find that we are weirdly evil as a species. Alarmingly so.