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So now I have to balance eating pears I don't like with wasted money/food.

So now I have to balance eating pears I don't like with wasted money/food.

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"Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Pears aren't all that sweet, are far too juicy, and are gritty. If I want to eat sweet sand, I'll mix some sugar into some sand and take a big spoonful.

Fine. Regift them to a vegan then laugh at them eating sugar-laden sand.

I'm vegetarian. I'm gonna have to report you to the local vegan authorities. Stay right where you are and two militant vegans will come to harass you shortly.