So now I have to balance eating pears I don't like with wasted money/food.
I'm vegetarian. I'm gonna have to report you to the local vegan authorities. Stay right where you are and two militant vegans will come to harass you shortly.
I'm vegetarian. I'm gonna have to report you to the local vegan authorities. Stay right where you are and two militant vegans will come to harass you shortly.
[f-f-f-f-f](https://media.giphy.com/media/26FxJ7t3oj5FEQE7K/source.gif)
Vegans are tainted meat though.
Vegans are tainted meat though.
Fine. Regift them to a vegan then laugh at them eating sugar-laden sand.