So now I have to balance eating pears I don't like with wasted money/food.
Fine. Regift them to a vegan then laugh at them eating sugar-laden sand.
Fine. Regift them to a vegan then laugh at *them* eating sugar-laden sand.
I'm vegetarian. I'm gonna have to report you to the local vegan authorities. Stay right where you are and two militant vegans will come to harass you shortly.
I'm vegetarian. I'm gonna have to report you to the local vegan authorities. Stay right where you are and two militant vegans will come to harass you shortly.
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Pears aren't all that sweet, are far too juicy, and are gritty. If I want to eat sweet sand, I'll mix some sugar into some sand and take a big spoonful.