Retarded old Theodore don't think with his brain, he think with his dick.
I knew the bitch had cancer, first time I fucked her. Figured I was doing a good deed, giving her a decent dicking before she started chemo. Then I fucked her again, and took her out to breakfast. She had never had scrapple before. Breakfast was fun, so the next day we went out to play quizzo.
And thats how I accidentally started dating a cancer patient.
As for your medical advice, what herb do I need to grow to cure her cancer, or at least turn me gay?
Comfrey is a pretty good "kitchen sink" herb, should at least help with the hetero cravings.
Honestly, man. If you like this girl keep at it. You and I live pretty different lives, but if she's down with the Rappa, she's worth keeping.
Rappa? I thought you had some modicum of taste. I'm a Habbersett man.
Wow dude. If this is in relation to you, sorry to hear. It obviously depends on how far along she is and how long you've been together.
But, if it were my wife, I would offer unwaveringly support. It's quite a battle and a lot of people make it through, which should give you hope. Also, she'll want to avoid sugar and carbs as cancer feeds on sugars. So you may want to adopt a keto diet to show your support and help her along.
Of course, you both need to do your research instead of taking medical advice from a guy like me.