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Retarded old Theodore don't think with his brain, he think with his dick.

I knew the bitch had cancer, first time I fucked her. Figured I was doing a good deed, giving her a decent dicking before she started chemo. Then I fucked her again, and took her out to breakfast. She had never had scrapple before. Breakfast was fun, so the next day we went out to play quizzo.

And thats how I accidentally started dating a cancer patient.

As for your medical advice, what herb do I need to grow to cure her cancer, or at least turn me gay?

[–] Middle_Pillar 1 points (+1|-0)

Comfrey is a pretty good "kitchen sink" herb, should at least help with the hetero cravings.

Honestly, man. If you like this girl keep at it. You and I live pretty different lives, but if she's down with the Rappa, she's worth keeping.