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This post tests CORVID positive. (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A boomer nearing retirement (upload.wikimedia.org)

posted by CDanger

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Squeal like a piggy... (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get ya.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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SJWs don't like guns because they have too many triggers.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I thought this post was worth sharing (upload.wikimedia.org)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Requesting this sub for a house party (www.paradigm.com)

posted by CDanger

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Requesting this sub... Kinda hangry this morning. (cdn.vox-cdn.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Being a mirror inspect is a job I can really see myself doing.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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♪♫♬They call him the streak...♪♫♬ (pics.me.me)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Synonym buns...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I'm a carbie girl, in a carbie world. (imgoat.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My friends get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

posted by Hitchens

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I bet the guy who invented those nesting dolls was full of himself.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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PMS is an "ovary action."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

posted by Hitchens

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I don't like splitting hairs. You could say I'm .... anti-semantic. (⌐■_■)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Over the years elevators have had their fair share of ups and downs in terms of popularity, but thankfully the idea has not been shafted.

posted by Hitchens

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After years solicitors, a man decides to soundproof his front door with dozens of dildos...

posted by Sarcastaway

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If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic.

posted by Hitchens

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I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in a few years, I don't have 2020 vision.

posted by Hitchens

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A Zen monk walks up to a hotdog vendor and says " Make me one with everything ".

posted by [Deleted]

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