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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

posted by Hitchens

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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

posted by Hitchens

9

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

posted by Hitchens

8

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

posted by Hitchens

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I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

posted by Hitchens

5

Pun-Off World Championships - 1995 (youtu.be)

posted by Hitchens

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

posted by Sarcastaway

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Puns are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

posted by Hitchens

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Sarcastaway runs this place and so should be given the title of "Pun-isher"

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Atheism is a non-prophet institution. -George Carlin

posted by Sarcastaway

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

posted by Sarcastaway