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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

posted by Hitchens on Puns

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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

The grimy fingerprints yielded DNA search and found those motherless criminals.

[–] Hitchens [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

They were cleaning in the dark

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+2|-1)

That looks like a suddenly gay man incapable of sexual harassment.

[–] Hitchens [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Let me make this perfectly queer; I love gay puns.

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