I can't think of a better place to put this, but I wanted to share that I am home again.
The ride home was torture and I am in an exceptional amount of pain. Ow!
Fortunately, I have an RN on duty and I have liquid dilaudid for breakthrough pain. Unfortunately, I get to pick my dosage (to some extent) and I opted for a minimal dose. It is a long story but let's just say that addiction is a major concern and I keep my dosing to a very minimal amount. (0.5 mg dilaudid by IV.)
Time to kick back, write some memoirs ... teach us all some more old Injun tricks. You have the time.
I'd be interested in seeing the ongoing saga, if no one else. Indulge yourself and write it up. Hell, you can even brag and such.