Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers.
You drive home with nice, warm feet!
We have running water in Maine, you know. We can clean stuff!
I tell people to do the exact opposite, by the way. You're a guest in my home only once. After that, you wait on your own ass. I will show you where the fridge is. It's self-explanatory from there. There are some doors that are locked. If they're locked, that means they're not for you to use. Anything else is fair game with a 'don't be an asshole' caveat and I'm the arbiter of such.