Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers.
You drive home with nice, warm feet!
We have running water in Maine, you know. We can clean stuff!
I tell people to do the exact opposite, by the way. You're a guest in my home only once. After that, you wait on your own ass. I will show you where the fridge is. It's self-explanatory from there. There are some doors that are locked. If they're locked, that means they're not for you to use. Anything else is fair game with a 'don't be an asshole' caveat and I'm the arbiter of such.
Oh, no... Anything in the fridge, including alcohol, is free for the taking. I do have a locked liquor cabinet, however. But, there's unlocked booze, should hard stuff be your fancy. I don't drink too much, but I used to drink a lot. I've also accumulated some expensive alcohols, so I keep those locked.
If you can put your hands on it, you can use it - but don't be a prick about it. My firearms are all locked, my studio is locked, my study is (often) locked, etc... If we run low on beer, someone'll take us to get more - but there's not much chance of us running out of alcohol unless we really work at it.
I'd be kinda impressed if we did. Shit, I'd unlock my liquor cabinet for that one! I ain't scared!
Your welcome mat should say, "Ask First."