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Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers.

You drive home with nice, warm feet!

Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers. You drive home with nice, warm feet!

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[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

I was born in American and never heard this trick. How does the next batch of coffee taste?

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

What kinda monster only has one thermos?!?

And they're clean socks. I've had worse stuff in my coffee. I ain't scared!

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Do you mark your "Sock Thermos" in case a house guest/mother-in-law plans a hike? "Maine coffee tastes intensely rustic, like birch bark. Love it! You can't find this in San Francisco."

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

No, my socks are in the one that's plaid. It avoids the confusion. The other is a metal thing and greenish bluish - except I'm partially colorblind so I'm just kinda guessing as those two are the spectrum I have the most difficulty with. So, it's whatever color it is - but it has a dent.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0)

Be sure to put some hot water in there too, keep them extra toasty warm.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

That ain't right. Hold on, I'll upload a pic for you - but not what you're probably expecting.

https://imgoat.com/upload/success?id=155521,155522,155523,155524,155525,155526,155527,155529

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

BYOT means Bring Your Own Toilet-paper. NOT Bring Your Own Thermos. We know what you're really using those socks for now...

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I have wiped my ass with my sock. Guilty as charged.

Cheep beer and then early morning hunting will reduce a man to such a humble state.