Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers.
You drive home with nice, warm feet!
Do you mark your "Sock Thermos" in case a house guest/mother-in-law plans a hike? "Maine coffee tastes intensely rustic, like birch bark. Love it! You can't find this in San Francisco."
No, my socks are in the one that's plaid. It avoids the confusion. The other is a metal thing and greenish bluish - except I'm partially colorblind so I'm just kinda guessing as those two are the spectrum I have the most difficulty with. So, it's whatever color it is - but it has a dent.
What kinda monster only has one thermos?!?
And they're clean socks. I've had worse stuff in my coffee. I ain't scared!