Alright, what you do is you put your fuzzy (Wigwam is a good brand, as is LL Bean) socks into the dryer for a half hour. When it buzzes, you take 'em out and you cram 'em into a thermos. You put your thermos in your truck. You go do shit. When you're done doing shit, you take your socks out of the thermos and put them on your feet - and then you put on fuzzy slippers.
You drive home with nice, warm feet!
That ain't right. Hold on, I'll upload a pic for you - but not what you're probably expecting.
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BYOT means Bring Your Own Toilet-paper. NOT Bring Your Own Thermos. We know what you're really using those socks for now...
I have wiped my ass with my sock. Guilty as charged.
Cheep beer and then early morning hunting will reduce a man to such a humble state.
Be sure to put some hot water in there too, keep them extra toasty warm.