People generally frown upon stealing trees.
If you are willing to pay for my trip to Maine, I will give you a hand.
Can you drive a dump truck with a giant trailer behind it? I've got a plan!
I haven't tried it before, but I imagine it's no different than driving my lawn mower.
What's the plan?
Excavator, dump truck, trailer. Pickup truck, car trailer. Flashlights, cocaine, and Johnny Walker.
I'm still working out some kinks. It's a pretty good plan, trust me.
Pull off a limb, shove it in the ground, keep it watered, then sit back and wait a few years. Weeping willows are notorious for self-rooting. They grow like weeds ... so if ya got the time ... swipe a healthy branch.
I'm 60. I ain't got that kind of time and I ain't got a weeping willow.
Holes in my life, Owly... Holes...
What I do have is an excavator and the means to get it there.
I've already hatched four perfectly good plans to steal that tree, too!
I need anaccomplice sidekick.
The willow tree my grandmother sourced her switches is still alive. This monster also seems to have lived off the blood of young boys.
It also looks like a good boy waiting for a treat.