I am going to steal this Weeping Willow.

[–] Owlchemy 3 points (+3|-0)

Pull off a limb, shove it in the ground, keep it watered, then sit back and wait a few years. Weeping willows are notorious for self-rooting. They grow like weeds ... so if ya got the time ... swipe a healthy branch.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm 60. I ain't got that kind of time and I ain't got a weeping willow.

Holes in my life, Owly... Holes...

What I do have is an excavator and the means to get it there.

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

LOL - then you'll also need holes ... more holes! Off you go!

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I've already hatched four perfectly good plans to steal that tree, too!

I need an~~accomplice~~ sidekick.

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

The willow tree my grandmother sourced her switches is still alive. This monster also seems to have lived off the blood of young boys.

It also looks like a good boy waiting for a treat.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

That would hurt.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

People generally frown upon stealing trees.

If you are willing to pay for my trip to Maine, I will give you a hand.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Can you drive a dump truck with a giant trailer behind it? I've got a plan!

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

I haven't tried it before, but I imagine it's no different than driving my lawn mower.

What's the plan?

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Excavator, dump truck, trailer. Pickup truck, car trailer. Flashlights, cocaine, and Johnny Walker.

I'm still working out some kinks. It's a pretty good plan, trust me.

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I am going to steal this Weeping Willow.

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