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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

People generally frown upon stealing trees.

If you are willing to pay for my trip to Maine, I will give you a hand.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Can you drive a dump truck with a giant trailer behind it? I've got a plan!

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

I haven't tried it before, but I imagine it's no different than driving my lawn mower.

What's the plan?

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Excavator, dump truck, trailer. Pickup truck, car trailer. Flashlights, cocaine, and Johnny Walker.

I'm still working out some kinks. It's a pretty good plan, trust me.