Jokes | Phuks!

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Confucious says: He who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

Homophobia in Hollywood

posted by CDanger

7

A neutrino walks into a bar and says "Don't mind me. I'm just passing through."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

12

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek

posted by ScorpioGlitch

10

The Jews sunk the Titanic

posted by CDanger

10

Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.

posted by jobes

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Every time but mostly going into third. (i.imgflip.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

12

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender looks at him and asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

What is a pirate’s favorite note?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

What do you call a computer that sings?

posted by Mattvision

15

Why is the prisoners favorite punctuation mark the period?

posted by OeeThaGreat

7

Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame it smells like burnt nose hair?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

Why do Scotts wear kilts?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

posted by Butler_crosley

13

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

5

How to Be Funny (with Sample Jokes) (www.wikihow.com)

posted by [Deleted]

9

How did Riahna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her?

posted by PhuksMulder

19

I tried to learn how to drive a stick but couldn't find the manual.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

12

I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof...

posted by Mattvision

8

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi?

posted by PhuksMulder

8

What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

posted by OeeThaGreat

13

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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