Jokes | Phuks!

7

What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

Hormel produced their first batch of Spam in 1937...

posted by jobes

3

What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?

posted by jobes

8

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

18

What is the difference between a dirty transport terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

posted by [Deleted]

4

Engine earring.... <sigh> (pics.me.me)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

3

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog.

posted by pembo210

8

I got my dad a prostitute for his birthday...

posted by jobes

11

What do you call new underwear?

posted by jobes

6

Where do you find a cat with no legs?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

5

Proper grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

10

You can tell how old an artificial Christmas tree is by counting the rings of tape on the box.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

I forgot how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

10

A man asks God, "Why did you make the woman so beautiful?"

posted by jobes

11

Cockroaches

posted by jobes

10

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

posted by jobes

13

A man had three girlfriends...

posted by E-werd

11

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me why I wasn't married, I'd be married.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

The robot asked, "Why did you build me? What is my purpose?"

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

6

The guy sitting next to me on the flight pulled out a photo of his wife...

posted by jobes

12

I got in touch with my inner self today

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

11

I was asked if I would accept $100,000 if it meant that the person I hated the most got $200,000...

posted by jobes

2

If one swimmer in a synchronized swim team drowns, must they all?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

2

What's the difference between E.T. and an immigrant?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

I have an uncle that lives across the street...

posted by jobes

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