I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.
How do I initiate a shit?
I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.
How do I initiate a shit?
Absolute last resort would be an enema. @Jobes can probably tell you where to get the best equipment.
if i max out my hangover (which is pretty easy for me) i'll be shitting and puking for 4 hours the next morning, good for really cleaning out anything you don't want in you in the most miserable way possible. chinese food blows through me at a good clip, though usually leaves me with a burning anus from all the spice. if a dump is stubborn and doesn't want to come out, try stretching, moving your lower torso rhythmically and bending over to help things move around.
though usually leaves me with a burning anus from all the spice
I've never had that with Chinese food. Thai food yes for sure, but not Chinese
Jump up and down until you're all pooped out.
The Lacedaemonian Leap
Hippocrates (c. 460 – c. 370 BCE), the Greek physician, would advise a [sufferer] who [needed relief] to jump up and down, touching her buttocks with her heels at each leap, so as to induce [a bowel movement].
Them ancients Greeks were the first shit posters.
Are you lactose intolerant? Whenever I get backed up, I just eat a big bowl of ice cream and shit my brains out in an hour is so.
Just ask your dad to stir!