I haven't taken a shit in days. How do I initiate a shit?

I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.

How do I initiate a shit?

I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now. How do I initiate a shit?

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[–] xyzzy 3 points (+3|-0)

Drink more coffee.