I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.
How do I initiate a shit?
The Lacedaemonian Leap
Hippocrates (c. 460 – c. 370 BCE), the Greek physician, would advise a [sufferer] who [needed relief] to jump up and down, touching her buttocks with her heels at each leap, so as to induce [a bowel movement].
**The Lacedaemonian Leap**
Hippocrates (c. 460 – c. 370 BCE), the Greek physician, would advise a [sufferer] who [needed relief] to jump up and down, touching her buttocks with her heels at each leap, so as to induce [a bowel movement].
Them ancients Greeks were the first shit posters.
Them ancients Greeks were the first shit posters.
Jump up and down until you're all pooped out.