I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.
How do I initiate a shit?
I haven't taken a shit in days. It's been three or four days. It's getting pretty weird now.
How do I initiate a shit?
Jump up and down until you're all pooped out.
The Lacedaemonian Leap
Hippocrates (c. 460 – c. 370 BCE), the Greek physician, would advise a [sufferer] who [needed relief] to jump up and down, touching her buttocks with her heels at each leap, so as to induce [a bowel movement].
Them ancients Greeks were the first shit posters.
Absolute last resort would be an enema. @Jobes can probably tell you where to get the best equipment.
if i max out my hangover (which is pretty easy for me) i'll be shitting and puking for 4 hours the next morning, good for really cleaning out anything you don't want in you in the most miserable way possible. chinese food blows through me at a good clip, though usually leaves me with a burning anus from all the spice. if a dump is stubborn and doesn't want to come out, try stretching, moving your lower torso rhythmically and bending over to help things move around.
though usually leaves me with a burning anus from all the spice
I've never had that with Chinese food. Thai food yes for sure, but not Chinese
Are you lactose intolerant? Whenever I get backed up, I just eat a big bowl of ice cream and shit my brains out in an hour is so.
2 fingers directly into rectum