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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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A 19th century slap-fight, complete with angry letters!

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Poor Pope Innocent II isn’t being taken seriously!

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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The Red Baron gets so excited about his first aerial kill that he nearly crashes!

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William Taft and his son’s constitutional right!

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It’s ok, Argaeus, you tried.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you organ pipes from a local church, shoot them at the Spanish!

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Nice people, those Plataeans.

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George Washington takes a crash course in commanding an army… right before commanding an army!

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Awww.

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The American Captain Abner Doubleday is often credited with inventing baseball… even though he didn’t, and he never claimed he did.

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What do you mean the natives are resisting us! Weren’t they paying attention when I read the thing?

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The Catholic Church has a long, proud history of… excommunicating animals?

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Dionysius II: always ready with a snappy comeback.

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AWWW.

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Roosevelt visits Germany after World War I, goes out of his way to offend them.

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Another super bizarre case of ancient Macedonian court intrigue.

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William IX, the earliest known troubadour, was… eccentric.

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Alexander I of Macedon hedges his bets appropriately, quadruples his territory and gets a statue.

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Retreating is for cowards!

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Good Guy Napoleon was very chummy with his troops.

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“We’re not going to let you call your witness, because your witness might destroy our case and we might lose. Thanks for being so understanding!”

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Dom Pedro II of Brazil arranges for his daughters to be married, but they find that they each prefer the other’s fiancé!

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Confirmed: This woman does not know what that word means. Or that one.

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Hollywood actress thinks she’s a doctor, advises the wrong person about doctor things.

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